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Post by Scooby Drew on Sept 10, 2010 20:05:27 GMT -7
"Are we there yet?"
The Basics
Name: Scooby Drew Nicknames/Aliases: Scooby, Scoob, Scoobers, Scooby Doobi, Scooby Wan Kenobi Age: 16 Grade: Freshie Occupation: Student Sexuality: Heterosexual Olympian Parent: Eris Mortal Relatives: Cecile Santangelo Della Vega – mother; Gio Della Vega - foster father; Lex Vane – Stepfather (x) ; Vesper Vane - stepsister
Physical Statistics
Height: 6’ Weight: 175 lbs Hair Color: Dark brown Eye Color: Blue
Lets Get More Personal
Likes: -His favorite sister, Vesper! -Riding ponies! -Unicorns! -Gophers! Bunnies! Beavers! All types of Animals! Except for Squirrels! -Bedtime stories! -Lullabies! -Pouting! (BLUE STEEL, BABY! BLUE STEEL!) -Ballroom Dancing! -Belly Dancing! -Ballet Dancing! -Pole Dancing! -Bingo Nights! -Bubble Baths! -Toilet papers! -Mr. Salmon! -Fred!
Dislikes: -Vesper not being around! -Monsters! -Squirrels! -Going to sleep without Vesper singing him a lullaby -Going to bed without Vesper reading him a bedtime story -Nightmares! -Making Ves angry! -People who don't like Ves! -Thunderstorms! -Fighting! -Cannibals!
Personality: Scooby is a very impressionable kid. He likes following his favorite sister, Vessie Wessie as he likes to call her, around Camp Half Blood like a little lost puppy. Although, his sister doesn't like him much, Scooby doesn't get this, because to him, she could do no wrong. He idolizes her and couldn't seem to find any fault. Scooby thinks that Vesper is Snow White, and that he is one of the seven dwarves. He is still trying to find the other 6 around camp.
Optimistic and Cheery, he doesn't look at all like the poster child for Eris' offsprings. He is always whistling happy tunes to himself and likes to laugh a great deal. Scooby is a bit off in the head because he has been dropped a lot of times when he was still a baby. He spits when he talks, kinda smells like garlic (because he rubs them on his underarms every night to ward off the vampires) and has a very obvious limping gait (due to a camping incident when he was 5 wherein he was attacked by 10 rabid squirrels for taking away their nuts. His father took a golf club to beat the rodents away, but in the course of hitting the animals, it was Scooby who got pelted by each hit) but likes to skip and jump like the happy person he is. Aside from that, Scooby also likes to pout a lot like a model. Yes, he wants to become one someday because he thinks Vessie Wessie is a model too. He has a perpetual black eye and gets a lot of bruises from his sister. But he wears them proudly because he thinks it's all a symbol of love from her.
He also likes to dance in his spare time--- Belly dancing as his favorite. He likes to show off his tummy you see, and shake his body a lot. Scooby also likes playing bingo with old people. They give him candy andtwist my nippleslypops after their game. Plus, their wrinkly, sagging skin always seem to fascinate him.
He hates Justin Beiber because Scooby thinks his hair is better than JB's. He thinks of him as "competition" and has a dart board with a pic of Justin in the middle. Scooby also likes to be put to sleep with Vessie's lullabies and bedtime stories. If she won't do this, he usually climbs into her bunk and sleeps beside her (which more often than not, freaks her out). He also likes taking long bubble baths with loofahs and shower caps. And he always brings along his toy rubber ducky in there with him. He likes the smell of toilet papers and would sniff them before wiping his butt. Scooby had discovered that the reason why his sister's skin is so soft and exfoliated is due to mud baths, therefore, he recently had acquired an addiction to rolling around in mud.
He has a pet tuna named Mr. Salmon, who Scooby gives mouth-to-mouth resuscitation every night (because he's always living in fear that Mr. Salmon might drown, die, and leave him), and an imaginary friend named Fred. Fred looks a bit like Rob Schneider in that movie Hot Chick, except he wears a yellow sundress all the time and he carries with him a pink polka dot umbrella.
History: Once Upon a Time, in a faraway land called Vegas, a goddess named Eris got drunk. She was pissed at Zeus because he had been an idiot again and had forbidden her to join some minor god's freaking wedding.I'll show that pompous bastard!, she thought as she downed in the contents of her bottle. It was her 5th one for the night and she was already pretty tipsy. She was quite angry that he had the nerve to forbid her to join in any wedding after that incident with the golden apple. How many freaking centuries has it been?she groaned, slamming the bottle on the counter.
The place was already closing and the only ones left was she and the bartender. As the bartender poked her shoulder to tell her she's got to get home, Eris suddenly sprang up and grabbed him, aggressively laying him down on the nearby counter as she straddled him. The poor guy didn't even had a chance.The goddess was beautiful and drunk. Who was he to say no to her?
Anyway, that night even got more crazier when after the sex, she dragged him to a nearby chapel where they got married. The bartender had been too stunned at what just happened to even argue. When morning came and reality set in, Eris filed for an annulment saying that it wasn't valid because she didn't even believe in the God that married them.
Eris, knowing that she got pregnant, hid in the woods and disguised herself as a rhino. She gave birth to her son, still in that form. After a year, the bartender got a most surprising visit from his one-night stand goddess. She was carrying a bundle of clothes in her arms, and upon closer inspection, there was a baby wrapped in it. She threatened him discord all of his life if he wont accept responsibility, so the guy, Archie, finally took the child in his care. Archie was having 2 jobs a day and was constantly leaving Scooby (Archie asked the infant what he wants to be named, where by the baby just sort of laughed at his father's antics and gave a sound of "Coobys." Archie just jumped the "S" to the front of the word and named him that) to the elderly woman next door. Since she was quite weak and frail, she was constantly dropping the baby to the floor. As the child grew, she took with him to Bingo nights and Ballroom dancing clubs too. There, Scooby saw his first lessons of dancing. His father remarried when he was 7 to a woman named Barrymore. They bore him a brother named Scrappy and a sister named Dobidobi.
When Scooby was 11, Eris claimed him after he was attacked by a harpy (he defeated it by whacking it on the head with his stuffed pony. The stuffing sort of got into the mouth of the harpy and choked her to death in a freak accident). He was then sent to the academy for his own protection. There, Scooby met his sister, Vesper. He was enamored by her at first sight, and has never left her side eversince. Abilities: -Has powers of starting trouble without him knowing it, like causing someone to slip because he had casually thrown a banana peel over his shoulders -Is not affected with taunts and negativity -Thrives in chaos
Weaknesses: -Is ignorant -Too trusting -Too gullible -Is easily swayed when Vesper is concerned -Thinks that the world is a happy place -Is too perky
Sample Post
Scooby woke up from his deep slumber, stretching his arms and showing his hairy armpits in the process. He had a I must go! My people needs me sleep. Vessie had sung to him the Dora the Explorer Backpack song before he went to bed last night, complete with the dance steps. Vessie was such a graceful dancer. Scooby wished he’d grow up to be as graceful as she is someday. She is so multi-talented. Vessie can sing. Vessie can dance. Vessie can hit him on the head with a pail while charging at him like a bull... the list is endless. Vessie was his idol. He had made an entire shrine dedicated to her once, but she found it and freaked out, saying that he shouldn’t be doing voodoo stuff. He had tried to explain to her that he wasn’t using black magic on her, but she already had her fist in his mouth, and by that time, it was too late. Scooby had gotten a split lip from that incident and he was very happy. Vessie had touched him! His sister rarely shows any affection to him, and Scooby thinks that her violent nature was her way of saying she loves him dearly. His bruises were all indications that Vessie was fond of him, therefore, the more bruises he has, the more loved Scooby felt.
Getting out of his bed, still wearing his get-up of grass skirt and coconut bra (it’s his equivalent of pajamas), he groggily made his way to his fish tank, still holding on to his favorite toy, his stuffed gopher. One of Vessie’s friends, Leelee (Scooby’s petname for Leeland) had given it to him. Scooby had named his toy gopher, Bunny. Bunny was huggable. She was always there for him when Vessie was not around. Bunny made things less scary in the night. Scooby was always happy when Bunny was around. Bunny can make the boogeyman do the cha-cha and while singing the Happy Tree Friends Song. Bunny was like Vessie, except Vessie was less hairy and doesn’t have buck teeth.
Rubbing his eyes, Scooby gently put Bunny to the floor and scooped up a wriggling, struggling Mr. Salmon, who if could talk would have said already, “Oh sh*t. This kid is gonna kiss me again!” But Scooby was all oblivious to that. He gripped Mr. Salmon tighter in his hands and puckered up his lips, giving a loud smacking noise as he kissed it. Mr Salmon was horrified, his small little eyes widening in horror and the tuna fish struggled some more. “He just woke up! NUuuu! Morning breath!”
Giving a toothy grin, Scooby gave a loud, “I am the spawn of Satan, MISTER SALMON!” before giggling and putting back the fish in the tank. He picked up Bunny again and cuddled it, rubbing her soft furs on his cheeks. Scooby began twirling around in a circle and it was only then that he became aware that he wasn’t the only one in the cabin. He looked around him and saw that quite a lot of people had started to gather. Vessie wasn’t present though. Normally that would cause Scooby to worry, but not today. The new faces in the Minor gods Residences were rising up his curiosity, and he looked at them in awe. “Hey.” He managed to say, poking the nearest person in front of him.
OOC Information
Web Name: Seeker Contact: PM Play by: Ben Stiller
OOC: I just want to say that this has been a joint effort of me and Ves. XD And forgive me for any typos in here. I've been too busy laughing to notice anything. \m/(^_^)\m/
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Post by Pontos on Sept 10, 2010 20:13:26 GMT -7
Welcome to Half-Blood Academy! Don't forget to sign in at the Who's Who Thread, and make sure you get your Face ClaimOnce again, Welcome and happy Role Playing!
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