Post by Maxi Paddington III on Sept 11, 2010 20:02:44 GMT -7
The day had started out typically, with the usual duel to the death with Morpheus, rubber chickens and a jar of almonds, Maxi was still pissed off with those Almonds...they knew what they did. Then he fell out of bed, annoyed and frightened some of his siblings, got stuck in the closet some how hanging himself on a coat hook for a few minutes as he pulled on a strange array of clothing, which his siblings wouldn't let him out of the cabin wearing. He finally finished getting dressed looking some what normal, big baggy shorts, a slim tight tee shirt, and his favorite over sized mismatched Wellington boots he liked to stomp around in, his faithful companion Eggbert the big stuffed floppy bunny tied around his neck like a cape, he ventured outside.
Maxi loved it outside, so open and free, lots of fresh air to quiet out the arguing voices in his head. He skipped and bounced he way over to the mess hall, where he made an honest building out of it, when he left his table, he, the table, the walls, floor and ceiling looked like some strange murder scene, porridge, strawberries and grape juice splattered everywhere. He might have felt the slightest pangs of guilt as he took in the scene of his own creation, but then it might have been gas. With a belch he knew the answer to that as he happily skipped off in a random direction, not really caring where he went or who he ran into, or over. Despite the looking the walking disaster he was, he always managed to shield Eggbert from ever getting too dirty, it was a talent baffling to everyone who noticed it, however, most people would steer clear of Maxi whenever he appeared, which he was quite happy with...most of the time.
Maxi skipped around in circles merrily singing as loud and off key as he possibly could, " EGGIE EGGIE EGGBERT!!!twist my nipplesLYtwist my nipplesLY LOO!!! DON'T PISS HIM OFF, OR HE'LL POOO ON YOOOOU!!!" he hugged and swung the bunny back and forth and all around, making the plush little animal the nearest thing to a weapon most anyone would ever let near Maxi. He skipped his way to the lake splashing along the shore drenching himself and anyone near him before his boots got so water logged he couldn't get them back out of the mud. His face contorted and changed as he grutted and groaned trying to get the boots out of the mud by jumping straight up, only succeeding in knocking him on his butt in the shallows of the water.
"Eggbert, we're stucked in the mud, what do we do?" Maxi asked the bunny looking deeply in the bunnies black plastic eyes. He turtleed his head looking at it funny for a moment, then his eye lit up under sudden recognition. "OHHHHH YEAHHHHH," he dug around in his soggy pockets until he found a sealed plastic baggy full of coffee beans. He grabbed a handful munching on them happily, having decided they were the best candy EVER.
"I'm strong to the finich cuz I eats me spinich, I'm MAXI THE MADMAN," he sang in a poor approximation of a Popeye voice. Feeling energize he jumped out of his boots straight into the water. He grabbed either side of one boot then bellowing, "I HAVE THE POWER!!!" he jerked the boot out of the mud and flung it to the shore. He giggled happily for a second then acted as if he were wiping off sweat from his forehead he went to the other boot repeating the process calling out " LALALA LA BAMABA!!!" as he freed it throwing it straight up, and some how catching it deftly with one hand. He scuttled back to shore pulling his boots on and talking rapidly to the bunny, "That was fun we should do that again...let's go tell Mr. PonPon, I know he'll like the story, cuz Memaw says he likes Daddy D's favorite little bastard, and that's Madman Maxi, to the tee hehe," He started nodding like a bobble head as he skipped sloppily towards the Administration Building. He wanted to sing, but saw an old goat of a satyr dozing on the porch, and he got an idea. He climbed up to the roof of the porch snaking himself into the rafters crawling along until he was right behind the satyr, he hung upside down looking around for a second the with a wicked grin back flipped onto the porch yelling as loud as possible "EGGBERT DEMANDS HUGS!!! NAOWAH!!!!!!"
The old goat didn't know what hit him, he jumped straight up and bolted off the porch as fast as his fat little hooves could carry him, leaving behind a a trail of pellet size droppings. Maxi laughed like crazy as he tried to explain what happened to the bunny. "PWAHHAHAHAH EGGIEBERT SCARED THE POO POO OUT OF GOATIE MAN BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA," he fell to the floor, well away from the droppings, rolling around laughing so hard there were tears in his eyes. He slowly got back to his feet fighting a fit of giggles, he found is way into the building, "Hehehehehehe, gotta tell Mr. PonPon hehehehehe, Mr. PonPon'll be so proud of me hehehehehe, scared the poo poo out of goatie man heheheh," He giggled and wandered around finding himself in the kitchen and decided to explore. He threw open drawers and cupboards until he found something interesting, a massive roll of tin foil. He got an intent look in his eyes as he carefully studied the foil, the wheels in his head working over time.
"Eggbert, we need a hat." he pulled off a huge sloppy piece of foil and started shaping and forming a big pirate hat. He stuck out his tongue as he folded, tucked and wrapped the foil into just the right shape and size he wanted. He pulled it on is head with the points front to back, looked at his reflection in one of the hanging pots shaking his head so much he could have gotten whiplash. "Nononononononononono, that won't do!! It wont' do at all!!" He reached up and turned the hat so that the points were pointed sideways over his ears. He stuck his hand up his shirt and across his chest striking a Napoleonish pose, peaking out one eye at his reflection grinning from ear to ear.
"Much better Eggbert, now Big Brother can't hear my thoughts and the purple monkeys wont try to come and eat my brains. Now Eggbert needs a hat too," he pulled off more foil and began to fashion a smaller version of his own tinfoil hat. Once he finished he tried to put it on Eggbert's head, but his ears wouldn't fit under it. Concentrating he sat cross legged on the kitchen floor sticking out his tongue from the side of his mouth as he puzzled out a way to make the hat fit. He tried positioning it on the bunny's head in various ways, always having it fall off, getting Maxi annoyed.
"BAD MONKEY!!! You go on Eggbert's head NAOWAH!!!" his eyes grew to the size of saucers as he accidentally ripped the foil, then realized he had just stumbled upon the greatest idea EVER. He worked quickly making holes in the hat for Eggbert's ears, pulling them through at crazy angles, making the bunny look like he had some bizarre antennae on top of his head. He picked up the bunny, hugged it close, then tying it around his neck like a cape again started wandering around the house again.
" Mr. PonnnnPonnnn WE'RE COMING TO FIND YOOOOOUU,"
Word Count: 1304 (raw)
Muse: Laughing Out Loud every time I reread it
Notes: Open to everyone with guts to take on Maxi and Eggbert
Maxi loved it outside, so open and free, lots of fresh air to quiet out the arguing voices in his head. He skipped and bounced he way over to the mess hall, where he made an honest building out of it, when he left his table, he, the table, the walls, floor and ceiling looked like some strange murder scene, porridge, strawberries and grape juice splattered everywhere. He might have felt the slightest pangs of guilt as he took in the scene of his own creation, but then it might have been gas. With a belch he knew the answer to that as he happily skipped off in a random direction, not really caring where he went or who he ran into, or over. Despite the looking the walking disaster he was, he always managed to shield Eggbert from ever getting too dirty, it was a talent baffling to everyone who noticed it, however, most people would steer clear of Maxi whenever he appeared, which he was quite happy with...most of the time.
Maxi skipped around in circles merrily singing as loud and off key as he possibly could, " EGGIE EGGIE EGGBERT!!!twist my nipplesLYtwist my nipplesLY LOO!!! DON'T PISS HIM OFF, OR HE'LL POOO ON YOOOOU!!!" he hugged and swung the bunny back and forth and all around, making the plush little animal the nearest thing to a weapon most anyone would ever let near Maxi. He skipped his way to the lake splashing along the shore drenching himself and anyone near him before his boots got so water logged he couldn't get them back out of the mud. His face contorted and changed as he grutted and groaned trying to get the boots out of the mud by jumping straight up, only succeeding in knocking him on his butt in the shallows of the water.
"Eggbert, we're stucked in the mud, what do we do?" Maxi asked the bunny looking deeply in the bunnies black plastic eyes. He turtleed his head looking at it funny for a moment, then his eye lit up under sudden recognition. "OHHHHH YEAHHHHH," he dug around in his soggy pockets until he found a sealed plastic baggy full of coffee beans. He grabbed a handful munching on them happily, having decided they were the best candy EVER.
"I'm strong to the finich cuz I eats me spinich, I'm MAXI THE MADMAN," he sang in a poor approximation of a Popeye voice. Feeling energize he jumped out of his boots straight into the water. He grabbed either side of one boot then bellowing, "I HAVE THE POWER!!!" he jerked the boot out of the mud and flung it to the shore. He giggled happily for a second then acted as if he were wiping off sweat from his forehead he went to the other boot repeating the process calling out " LALALA LA BAMABA!!!" as he freed it throwing it straight up, and some how catching it deftly with one hand. He scuttled back to shore pulling his boots on and talking rapidly to the bunny, "That was fun we should do that again...let's go tell Mr. PonPon, I know he'll like the story, cuz Memaw says he likes Daddy D's favorite little bastard, and that's Madman Maxi, to the tee hehe," He started nodding like a bobble head as he skipped sloppily towards the Administration Building. He wanted to sing, but saw an old goat of a satyr dozing on the porch, and he got an idea. He climbed up to the roof of the porch snaking himself into the rafters crawling along until he was right behind the satyr, he hung upside down looking around for a second the with a wicked grin back flipped onto the porch yelling as loud as possible "EGGBERT DEMANDS HUGS!!! NAOWAH!!!!!!"
The old goat didn't know what hit him, he jumped straight up and bolted off the porch as fast as his fat little hooves could carry him, leaving behind a a trail of pellet size droppings. Maxi laughed like crazy as he tried to explain what happened to the bunny. "PWAHHAHAHAH EGGIEBERT SCARED THE POO POO OUT OF GOATIE MAN BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA," he fell to the floor, well away from the droppings, rolling around laughing so hard there were tears in his eyes. He slowly got back to his feet fighting a fit of giggles, he found is way into the building, "Hehehehehehe, gotta tell Mr. PonPon hehehehehe, Mr. PonPon'll be so proud of me hehehehehe, scared the poo poo out of goatie man heheheh," He giggled and wandered around finding himself in the kitchen and decided to explore. He threw open drawers and cupboards until he found something interesting, a massive roll of tin foil. He got an intent look in his eyes as he carefully studied the foil, the wheels in his head working over time.
"Eggbert, we need a hat." he pulled off a huge sloppy piece of foil and started shaping and forming a big pirate hat. He stuck out his tongue as he folded, tucked and wrapped the foil into just the right shape and size he wanted. He pulled it on is head with the points front to back, looked at his reflection in one of the hanging pots shaking his head so much he could have gotten whiplash. "Nononononononononono, that won't do!! It wont' do at all!!" He reached up and turned the hat so that the points were pointed sideways over his ears. He stuck his hand up his shirt and across his chest striking a Napoleonish pose, peaking out one eye at his reflection grinning from ear to ear.
"Much better Eggbert, now Big Brother can't hear my thoughts and the purple monkeys wont try to come and eat my brains. Now Eggbert needs a hat too," he pulled off more foil and began to fashion a smaller version of his own tinfoil hat. Once he finished he tried to put it on Eggbert's head, but his ears wouldn't fit under it. Concentrating he sat cross legged on the kitchen floor sticking out his tongue from the side of his mouth as he puzzled out a way to make the hat fit. He tried positioning it on the bunny's head in various ways, always having it fall off, getting Maxi annoyed.
"BAD MONKEY!!! You go on Eggbert's head NAOWAH!!!" his eyes grew to the size of saucers as he accidentally ripped the foil, then realized he had just stumbled upon the greatest idea EVER. He worked quickly making holes in the hat for Eggbert's ears, pulling them through at crazy angles, making the bunny look like he had some bizarre antennae on top of his head. He picked up the bunny, hugged it close, then tying it around his neck like a cape again started wandering around the house again.
" Mr. PonnnnPonnnn WE'RE COMING TO FIND YOOOOOUU,"
Word Count: 1304 (raw)
Muse: Laughing Out Loud every time I reread it
Notes: Open to everyone with guts to take on Maxi and Eggbert